Tell me a joke.....

Tony Doodles · Posted: Mon 23rd Oct, 2006 2:01 pm Post subject: Tell me a joke.....

It's monday, it's rainy and basically i think everyone deserves a good old fashion joke tp keep them smiling...heard a good one????...go on share (as long as it's tasteful!) i will be moderating! :wink:
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Smiley · Joined: 25 Jul 2006 Posts: 113 Location: Stockholm, Sweden

Tasteful?
Hum... thats all relative I guess :P Dirty humor is always more fun :P

Tony Doodles · Posted: Tue 24th Oct, 2006 9:00 am Post subject:

when i'm not saying it can't be dirty....just no swearing!!!

JaS · Joined: 08 Jul 2006 Posts: 142 Location: Brighton

Here's one I got sent two days ago, not that fantastic but hey....

a guy walks into the gents in his local pub; he's on a promise but short of condoms, when he gets to the machine and tries to get his moneys worth it tells him where to go, quite rudely I might add. Feeling bemused he goes to the bar, he's promise has left with another bloke so he sits there feeling miserable and this bowl of peanuts start telling him how lovely he is, he can't get over how strange this so he goes to the barman and explains the situation, the barman turns to him and says "yeah, well, the condom machine is out of order and the peanuts are complimentary.."

Two peanuts walking down the road; one was assaulted.

Psychotic Neurotic · Posted: Tue 24th Oct, 2006 10:44 am Post subject:

I went to the zoo the other day
But when I arrived, all they had was a dog in a cage.

It was a Shitzu.

Daedra · Posted: Wed 25th Oct, 2006 7:23 am Post subject:

A private was brought up before the unit commanding officer for a minor offence.
"here's your choice, Private," the CO said.
"One month's restriction or twenty days pay."
"Alright sir,"
said the bright soldier
"I'll take the money"

ok that was fairly corny, but first time i heard it, it made me giggle Embarassed

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