New game! : Corrupt a wish

Felixwah · Posted: Wed 29th Aug, 2007 9:34 am Post subject:

granted but you would become agrophobic

i wish i could know MCP's and Sandy's contact staff knowledge Smile

Daedra · Posted: Wed 29th Aug, 2007 9:36 am Post subject:

granted, but then you forget how to do poi, devil sticks and CJ...your life would be over!! muahaha!!
just joshing ya!

i wish the dude in my office would stop complaining and actually do work! he does less than me!!

13 · Joined: 05 Aug 2007 Posts: 120 Location: Northamptonshire

Granted and it will be a huge success, but then a fire spinner will set the whole place on fire, and you'l have pay damages

I wish my knee wasn't damaged Confused

Daedra · Posted: Wed 29th Aug, 2007 9:44 am Post subject:

sod that!! lol
hey you didn't make a wish!? you broke the chain! nooooo!!

Psychotic Neurotic · Posted: Wed 29th Aug, 2007 9:53 am Post subject:

Haha you and me both mate. Granted! But then your ankle would be damaged too. Even more useless!

I wish I could do waistwraps.

Daedra · Posted: Wed 29th Aug, 2007 9:56 am Post subject:

Granted, but then your waist vanishes into thin air so it becomes a lost cause anyways!!
I wish i could do fire spinning in the office

Felixwah · Posted: Wed 29th Aug, 2007 9:57 am Post subject:

granted but you coulndt do double propeller throws Wink

i wish my mate would hurry up and make our fire groups website so we can look almost professional Cool

Psychotic Neurotic · Posted: Wed 29th Aug, 2007 9:57 am Post subject:

haha i also wish my waist would vanish :P *pats belly*

Granted! But then I'd have to join hahaha and I'd bring you all to ruin.

i wish I had a video camera.

I've GOT to get those throws fely :|

Daedra · Posted: Wed 29th Aug, 2007 9:59 am Post subject:

granted, but then you have to assemble it yourself...ALL of it!!
i wish i had a 550 min battery for my cam lol

Tony Doodles · Posted: Wed 29th Aug, 2007 10:07 am Post subject:

granted, but it would take you 549mins of dud practice shots before you got to the bit of footage you wanted. I wish my t shirts would hurry up and arrive from america

Daedra · Posted: Wed 29th Aug, 2007 10:12 am Post subject:

dam you woman!!
right, granted, but, there was a moth infestation in the package, now all your shirts are reduced to mere moth food!! muahaha!
i wish they had 2 chicken bacon mayo sandwiches in the shop instead of one...i is sad now

MagsKat · Joined: 28 Aug 2007 Posts: 680 Location: S.U.R.R.E.Y

Granted , but they will be too small and have dye all over them and fall apart in the wash!

I wish i knew what i wanted for lunch.

Invader_Xan · Joined: 02 May 2007 Posts: 540 Location: In Space

Ooo! Can I corrupt two wishes? teufel

daedra -- Granted, but I'm afraid that stuff... That isn't chicken. Think smaller. Think more legs. Razz

Kat -- Granted, but you won't be able to find what you want anywhere, no matter how hard you look. Then someone'll tell you where to get it after your lunch break is over. Wink

I wish I had an espresso machine next to my desk! Very Happy

Psychotic Neurotic · Posted: Wed 29th Aug, 2007 11:07 am Post subject:

granted, but out of habit you'd drink too much, become addicted to coffee, and then be admitted into rehab after a huge coffee crash and nervous breakdown, which would take up 3 months of unpaid leave, at the end of which you would become sacked as it is now policy not to hire the mentally ill into your company.

I wish all my mates liked poi...

Invader_Xan · Joined: 02 May 2007 Posts: 540 Location: In Space

Granted... But then you'd suffer an arm injury and be unable to spin for two months, during which time you'd rethink your life and you'd end up giving up poi and living as a hermit somewhere in the mountains of Peru with a small goat namked Edgar.

I wish I could go to the moon...

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